+' bgr? LUFFIN OUT LOUD.

fy and ali?
xueming and ali?
ced and ali?
benjamin and ali?
chunkiat and ali?
FUCK FOR GDNESS SAKE LA.
ITS GETTING QUITE RIDICULOUS YEA.

CAN WE HAVE A CHANGE?
LIKE FOR EXAMPLE
TIMOTHY AND ALI,
TAI KOON AND ALI,
SIMENG AND ALI,
OR STH LIKE TT?
no offence xP

coz im pretty sian of tt.
can we hv sth FRESH anot? pls la.
i beg u? pretty pls?
haha, sounds farnie.

but ppl dun get it la,
PLATONIC FRENSHIP DO EXIST YA?
tok bout e famous "me n fy" thing. PUI can.
we swore we din like (l.o.v.e) each other at all.
definately not my type *snares* haha!
we're juz tou yuan and tt we gt common stuff.
so forget it alrdy.
n haha, fy got *erhem* le la!
tao yan~

roars.
to tink he's faster than me!
nt fair leh.
tian ah~ wo de bai ma wang zi ne?
hiakhiak.

anw,
since im bored,
let me list down criteria of my baimawangzi can?
well, even if u sae i cant,
im stil goin to,
like u can stop me. *farts at u*

hohoho.
let me see,

first.
nv someone temperamental.
coz i admit im one myself.
so if tts so, it wld b "huo xing zhuang di qiu".
*jibabommm*
u tink can last meh. hiak.
(tweety says: zhen chong ming!)

second.
have many many many patience,
coz i've none. =x
(tweety says: ure retarded.)

third.
decent lookin pls.
hahaha.
(tweety says: woo, shuai ge!)
ure fked tweety! (copy frm fy)

fourth.
atheletic of coz.
i dun wan fat n chubby thankiew.
haha, coz i love sports.
so must e other. hiak.
no, i dun wan bai zhan ji too.
fy n reu are gd example =x
(kiddin ah!)
(tweety says: ure mafan!)
*piack* 1 tight slap to u!

fifth.
no, dun gimme chao ah beng.
no future one. hahaha.
(tweety says: gd foresight!)

sixth.
hw u treat ure family n frens,
wil reflect hw u treat ure future ones.
so be gd yea? haha!
(tweety says: does it even makes sense?)
shutup wil u?

seventh.
someone i wun hurl vulgarities at,
nt those tt im forced to nt scold,
but willingly LA. haha.
(tweety says: ure one piece of vulgar shit.)
=/

eighth.
will nt curse n swear at me,
regardless of hw much i curse n swear.
HAHA.
(tweety says: -.-)

ninth.
typical nice n kind n totful.
hu doesnt wans tt? *snares*
(tweety says: lets get married, im nice!)

tenth.
wad? hmm,
doesnt intrude my life, my choice of frens!
woohooo.

10 factors, FIT FOR ALL.
haha, anyway im mad.
i dun believe tt someone hu fits all dis lives in dis world.
I M SO KNN FUSSY CAN. haha.

nvm,
ALL GOOD MEN ALL EITHER ATTACHED MARRIED OR GAYS.

SO, LET ALI BE A NUN DEN!
HAHAHAHA.